Weasel Words of the Day: A man in Hoquiam, Washington, burst into the apartment of his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend and punched a guest in the face before fleeing.
According to a police report, the perp may have become enraged when the victim inquired as to the dead weasel the man was holding. “Why are you carrying a weasel?,” asked the assaulted guest. “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” responded the attacker before striking the philistine.
“Martens are members of the weasel family,” reports the Associated Press. The more you know!
[ap via msnbc / thanks brittany!]
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